i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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