did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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