Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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