i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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