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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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