Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
how drunk are you?
Several
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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