fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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