On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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