So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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