Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
