check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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