please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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