I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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