I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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