we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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