we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Randomize