Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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