is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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