How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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