you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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