What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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