You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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