that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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