She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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