Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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