i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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