I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
