After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
