and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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