she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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