Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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