The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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