I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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