maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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