So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just high enough for therapy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Never underestimate the power of titties
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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