I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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