this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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