i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
