I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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