All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So many bounce houses so little time
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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