even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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