hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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