"it" just moved
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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