the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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