Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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