I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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