actually, I'm a sock model
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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