I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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