I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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