Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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