He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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