Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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