; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
