This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
