But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The adults are the big ones right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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