I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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